me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

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classics turned porn

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iamthemeep:

dizzeedreamer:

I don’t understand schools.

If you have a broken leg you don’t have to do PE, but if you have social anxiety you’re forced to do public speaking

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So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant

Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Me: Uh.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.

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friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: crocs
me: auto play on blogs
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you

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me: why does no one like me
person: i like you'
me: thanks
me: why does no one like me

davids-high-kick: spookysataan: kurlozskellington: dead-provocative-bro: doooddd I freaking love him. He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming. He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help. Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.

davids-high-kick:

spookysataan:

kurlozskellington:

dead-provocative-bro:

doooddd

I freaking love him.

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He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.

He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.

Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.

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